Christopher Freeman, writing under the sobriquet proletariateats.
Erstwhile musician. Failed boxer. Poor motorcyclist. Unable to back flip off a diving board. And ten years with the Office of the Vice President of the United States. There is that.
Television For CNN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npipF-nsRxM
As Kevin Spacey’s butler on House of Cards (squinting helps): Presidential State Dinner Scene
Washington Post Style Feature: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/18/AR2010051802642.html
Words for Michael Ruhlman: http://ruhlman.com/2014/02/24/twenty-cooking-with-your-kids/